Setting: Rural Wal-Mart. Man next to me vocalizes that "there are too many bacon choices."
Me: "My sister-in-law is from Africa. I brought her to Wal-Mart. For 10 minutes she walked up and down the cereal aisle. Then she walks up to me and asks, "Why?" "
I answer, "America."
Man perusing bacon replies, "'Merica."
His buddy adds, "'Merica."
P.S. Unless it's turkey "bacon" there is not bad bacon choice.
'Merica!
Me: "My sister-in-law is from Africa. I brought her to Wal-Mart. For 10 minutes she walked up and down the cereal aisle. Then she walks up to me and asks, "Why?" "
I answer, "America."
Man perusing bacon replies, "'Merica."
His buddy adds, "'Merica."
P.S. Unless it's turkey "bacon" there is not bad bacon choice.
'Merica!
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