Dream Within A Dream

Last night I dreamt that I woke up and couldn't get back to sleep. I was ACTUALLY DREAMING INSOMNIA.

Then I woke up.

Talk about a mind-f**ck!

Lizards

So, our Stair Gecko "George" was sunning himself on the flagstones.

I walked out & he started doing pushups.

From my reading, it was meant to either intimidate or impress.

I was impressed.

Tiara Tuesday!

Checker at Wal-Mart comments on how shiny my new Tiara is; "how pretty". 

I reply, "Yeah, I saw it and realized that I only had one, so I couldn't resist." 

Checker looks at me to see if I'm serious. (I am). I am now the owner of two tiara's and the awe / amusement of one Wal-Mart associate.

How Wal-Mart actually worked - Rural Wal-Marts are actually cool

Setting: Rural Wal-Mart. Man next to me vocalizes that "there are too many bacon choices."

Me: "My sister-in-law is from Africa. I brought her to Wal-Mart. For 10 minutes she walked up and down the cereal aisle. Then she walks up to me and asks, "Why?" "

I answer, "America."

Man perusing bacon replies, "'Merica."

His buddy adds, "'Merica."

P.S. Unless it's turkey "bacon" there is not bad bacon choice.

'Merica!

Tough times...

It must be tough out there: There were two panhandlers working the same stretch of median at rush hour today.

One of the panhandler's signs read - and you can't make this up - "Lost my horse."

I won't lie - that really got me; the dude lost his horse.